National Stereotypes in a word

ignorant ignorant ignorant ignorant ignorant
nice nice nice nice nice
lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy
happy happy happy happy happy
cocky cocky cocky cocky cocky
cold cold cold cold cold
rude rude rude rude rude
unfunny unfunny unfunny unfunny unfunny
shy shy shy shy shy
obnoxious obnoxious obnoxious obnoxious obnoxious
slow slow slow slow slow
crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy
friendly friendly friendly friendly friendly
liars liars liars liars liars
poor poor poor poor poor
fast fast fast fast fast
hot hot hot hot hot
beautiful beautiful beautiful beautiful beautiful
superior superior superior superior superior
selfish selfish selfish selfish selfish
tall tall tall tall tall
loud loud loud loud loud
short short short short short
cool cool cool cool cool
boring boring boring boring boring


Americans are ignorant, Germans are unfunny and Iranians are beautiful… or so they say

This map shows what we think of the peoples of the world. I came up with these stereotypes by typing into the Google search box of my Firefox browser the words "Americans are…", "Germans are…", "Iranians are…", etc. The autocomplete helpfully suggested a sequel for each of the phrases, based on Google's findings crawling through billions of web pages.

So when I say that this map shows what we think, I really mean that it shows what those of us who publish to the web in the English language think. As one such publisher, I can affirm that we're a pretty weird bunch, and that you shouldn't take what we say too seriously.

And before all you cocky Argentinians, mendacious Nigerians and boring New Zealanders contact me to complain about the egregious characterizations represented on this map, just remember, they're not mine, they're the web's.

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I derived the one-word characterization of each of the nations according to the following rules:

1. Where there was a suitable one-word term for the citizens of a particular nation, I used it, e.g. Canadians for Canada, Americans for the United States, Mexicans for Mexico

2. Where the common one-word term for the citizens of a particular nation was not gender-neutral, I used the appropriate adjective followed by people, e.g. English people for England (since Englishmen is gender-specific), French people for France (since Frenchmen is gender-specific)

3. I then typed the term into the Google search box of my Firefox browser, followed by the word are, e.g. Australians are, and selected the top one-word sequel

4. I excluded any racial references, e.g. Italians are black, Iranians are Arabs

5. I excluded any suggestion that people of one nationality are really of another nationality, e.g. English people are German, Turks are mongols

6. I excluded the following terms as being too widely applied: annoying, arrogant, cheap, racist, smart, stupid, ugly, weird

7. Where a two-word sequel could be condensed into a single word, I did so, e.g. Germans are not funny into Germans are unfunny

8. Where a term turned out to be the top one-word sequel for more than one nationality, I used my discretion to apply it only to the most appropriate, e.g. French people are rude (even though Australians are rude too)


First published 28 August 2011

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